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I see jail time in the Mayo’ed one’s future…what a dumbass!
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Tick. Tock.
BWHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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I’m with the zombie on this one. No time <$300 fine and 60 days suspended with a years probation. I'm personally rooting for 50 hours of community service.
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I just want to see him forced to forego the internet for some period of time. If it’s more than a day or two….
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I’d ask him to also forego the US Postal Service, smartphones, Aldis lamp, smoke signals and semaphore. All communication with the outside world. Just for a while. Lulz muscles need a rest. The Hoges needs the peace and quiet.
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Reblogged this on A Conservative Christian Man.
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T-minus 24:00:00 and counting.
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Correction T-minus 23:50:00 and counting …
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Anyone know where we could find a reliable doom clock?
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But the trial could last weeks! And then weeks of jury deliberation. And he could turn state’s evidence in return for the information on all of the criminal conspiracies!
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Two mistrials then an appeal to the Supremes, who will toss it back to a lower court for consideration. The International Court in the Hague will consider, then reject the case, while the US Foreign Intellegence Surveillance Court determines if the identity of Kreeeeeendler is germaine — especially to the Germans.
Or. He could just stop contacting Mr. Hoge.
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However, the appeal is filed to the wrong Supremes, and their response is just an autographed single of “Baby Love”.
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It would be funny if they brought in witnesses named “Colonel Mustard”, “Professor Plum” and “Mrs Peacock” and on a table, be a lead pipe, some rope, a candlestick, and a jar of mayonnaise..
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I wonder when the “Fed to Fed” advantage will bear fruit.
KOOKY!
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After reading Aaron’s piece, and the rantings of the mindless tub of mayonnaise..
Here’s how I see it. The only thing that has changed is that Cabin Boy has managed to talk himself out of a misdemeanor, but to him, this was his Super Bowl du jour. In the grand scheme, nothing has really changed. He gets another slap on the wrist. Still can’t harass John Hoge, which everyone knows is his intent, and he’ll manage to screw that up again. Whether he can come up with another sob story to save himself from his over-zealous stupidity remains to be seen, and it will.
For rational and intelligent people, this would be enough. Bill managed to keep himself out of the big house. However, he and Kimberlin are gloating; gloating that they dodged a bullet, not that they actually achieved a change to the status quo, because, the status quo was the BEST he could ever get.
If you think about what he tweeted and declared, that he was going to show the “Judge” how bad the Lickspittles were, and that he’d be able to get Krendler’s identity, those were emphatically squashed. He apparently tried to make a fool of himself by asking to ask John about his wife.. but that was pretty stupid, not surprised that he would even try.
While they may classify it as a “defeat for wing nuts wanting to imprison a poor, impotent, and debilitated man”, they are back to where this all started: Brett still losing his lawfare, Schmalfeldt is still bat-… crazy and will be able to poop in his own bathroom for the foreseeable future. Other than that, yeah, this was not the expected outcome, and a win for Schmally to not shower and get regular contraband checks naked. Ok, sorry that was gross…
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I agree… But please read my new post and repeat after me: “Schmalfeldt WHO?”
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“He who shall not be named.”
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Nope. That’s Hastur, or perhaps Voldemort. 🙂
I’m resolved that whatever Bill Schmafeldt is, he doesn’t exist in my universe.
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Who? 😉
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Who’s on first.
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What about the shortstop?
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I don’t know! :0)
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